1. I've paid for my car.
2. I'm stuck in the boot dear.
3. Will I give my boaby mouth to mouth?
4. Of course I'm smoking. 
5. I'd punch your lights out. 
6. My mammy hasnie had a beavie for years. 
7. Why are you on the roof. 
8. I don't even know what a metatarsal is. 
9. I've got a NED budgie.
10. Just snap it off with a blunt implement.
11. Haggis racing? At Wembley?
12. I just talk to the telepathically.
13. I don't own a per shop.
14. Do you think I run a laundrette?
15. I'm calling the police. 
16. Flipper's Flipper.
17. Hi it's Paris, can I get a cheap room?